Population | 4.161 billion |
Capital | Nova Animalia |
Leader | Rory Doo |
Currency | Paw |
Animal | Bear |
The Commonwealth of New Varchi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rory Doo with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.161 billion New Varchians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Animalia. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong New Varchian economy, worth 266 trillion Paws a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,017 Paws, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and the Nova Animalia Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Varchi's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
New Varchi is ranked 33,681st in the world and 591st in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,916.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Varchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in New Varchi, the Nova Animalia Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section.
- : Following new legislation in New Varchi, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
- : Following new legislation in New Varchi, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
- : Following new legislation in New Varchi, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight.
- : Following new legislation in New Varchi, write-in candidate 'Rory Doo Sucks' is perennially popular.
- : New Varchi voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : New Varchi voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : New Varchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : New Varchi was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 18 » Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Mikustania, Brauengen, Pridneprovye, UNIOS, Libisia, Socialist UwU, Anerchi, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, North Goiky, Remnantia, Krajzovda, International Socialist Union, and Perclumsia.